When Nature calls

topic posted Fri, June 15, 2007 - 1:13 AM by  Olivia
Last of my silly questions. When you've got to go, what do you do down on the beach when the water is too cold? At Black's, there were bushes and a break in the cliffs that one could go into and not be too visible. Thanks.
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Olivia
SF Bay Area
  • Re: When Nature calls

    Fri, June 15, 2007 - 6:23 AM
    Here is a trick......
    With your toes covertly make a small trench at the end of your towel..... after you have it about 3" or 4" deep and 12" or more long just sneak your bare ass to the edge and pee into the little trench.....after you finish bury it again with sand.

    It is best if you do this in the tide zone so that the pee'd on sand gets cleansed soon and thusly no stink will occur.

    From a total environmental stand point it is best to pee in the water...... and as you can guess poop only goes where it belongs and that is not on the beach or in the surf.

    (I know you know that last point Olivia, just saying it for others.)
    • Re: When Nature calls

      Sun, June 17, 2007 - 5:20 PM
      A pee trough... now I know what to look for.

      Thanks. I know about that cut into the cliff, but it always seems like somebody is laid out right there and it seems a bit weird, but that's waht it is.

      I had a couple of good days out there last week, and hope we have more warm weather soon.
      • Re: When Nature calls

        Fri, June 29, 2007 - 11:42 PM
        Coming from Sacramento, I have had irregular luck with the weather; so could you good people give me an idea on an accurate source for weather reports? I really enjoy the coast, but as hard core as I can be when the fog rolls in, I'd like to know I'll get a few hours in after the 2 hour drive.

        Oh, and on the actual subject ... I do use the cut in the cliff, but not without some discomfort. The problem for me about peeing in the water is too many damn people in the surf when I gotta go!
  • Re: When Nature calls

    Fri, June 15, 2007 - 2:58 PM
    There is "the spot" up the hill a bit, towards the north end of Baker, where people go to pee.

    Or one *could* don clothes and walk to the south end, where the bathrooms are....

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